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For John Watson
[Sherlock is still finding pieces of the melted laptop in the carpet.
It had actually been quite an ingenious booby trap to be devised by a fourteen year old boy with only household chemicals to work with but, as Sherlock surmised, rather overkill to keep his mother from finding his extensive porn collection. Not one of their more illustrious cases, but it had been quite entertaining to watch both the boy and mother's faces as he revealed that he did know the how and why. He lost interest after the mother started shouting and John started shouting and the whole thing turned tedious.
He rather thinks John won't actually be doing a full write-up of this one on his blog.
It's been two days since their last case and he's beginning to get more than a little antsy. Lestrade has sent him nothing, just a boring hit and run that he refused to even leave the flat for, and nobody interesting has appeared through the blog. Said blog he is currently scrolling through on John's laptop, having borrowed it again.
He did ask, it's not his fault John hadn't been in the room at the time.]
Bored, John.
[He doesn't even know if his flatmate is even in, but that's hardly a necessity for him to actually speak to John. Frustrated, he throws the laptop across the room to hit the wall, where it summarily breaks. Which is where he can be found whenever John appears, sulking amidst pieces of laptop, both from the melted one of their last case and John's poor broken one.]
It had actually been quite an ingenious booby trap to be devised by a fourteen year old boy with only household chemicals to work with but, as Sherlock surmised, rather overkill to keep his mother from finding his extensive porn collection. Not one of their more illustrious cases, but it had been quite entertaining to watch both the boy and mother's faces as he revealed that he did know the how and why. He lost interest after the mother started shouting and John started shouting and the whole thing turned tedious.
He rather thinks John won't actually be doing a full write-up of this one on his blog.
It's been two days since their last case and he's beginning to get more than a little antsy. Lestrade has sent him nothing, just a boring hit and run that he refused to even leave the flat for, and nobody interesting has appeared through the blog. Said blog he is currently scrolling through on John's laptop, having borrowed it again.
He did ask, it's not his fault John hadn't been in the room at the time.]
Bored, John.
[He doesn't even know if his flatmate is even in, but that's hardly a necessity for him to actually speak to John. Frustrated, he throws the laptop across the room to hit the wall, where it summarily breaks. Which is where he can be found whenever John appears, sulking amidst pieces of laptop, both from the melted one of their last case and John's poor broken one.]
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You've already contacted Lestrade?
[If he's getting out of here, he needs to know what there's still to do. Hopefully, Sherlock has kept his word about contacting someone to take care of the kid and to start clearing people from the street above.]
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[Moriarty shifts on his seat, interested, but he doesn't interrupt. Sherlock's footsteps come a bit closer, enough that he can see the outline of John in the carriage.]
I believe I may have uncovered some vital information, but it might not be wise to speak about it now.
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Whisper it to me as you're getting on?
[He doesn't want Jim to hear it if it's important.]
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Give me a hand up, then.
[He reaches out, bracing himself. He knows John isn't in a fit state to be helping anyone onto train cars, but he doesn't really want help, he's planning on trying to pull John out of the car as soon as he has hold.]
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It's a moment before he will himself to get up with a groan.]
Warning would've been nice, Sherlock.
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[He looks almost insufferably smug for someone who just gambled with both of their lives.]
But it seems my hypothesis was correct, and there is no bomb. Or, at the very least, it’s rigged in a different way. More likely, an entirely different location.
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I swear to god, London's got more bombs in it than Afghanistan... Are you coming out, Jim, or are you staying in there?
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Gone. At least for now.
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That's the thing he said we needed to unlock. And that's... Well. Not sure how much there is to see for Caroline.
[At least beyond the obvious.]
He really is after you, Sherlock. Whatever this is, Jim wants you, not me.
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[He peers further into the car at the bloodied corpse of Caroline Matthews. He doesn't seem at all concerned by the news that there's a criminal mastermind set on toying with him.]
No. Irrelevant. Off-topic, irritating.
[If he's not focusing on Moriarty this easily, it seems the transport's need for sleep is getting the better of him. Stupid body.]
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We should try to find Molly and the others. Check the car they were in. Maybe they went down another tunnel.
[Or should they go after Moriarty? John doesn't particularly want to split up to do both, even though that might be sensible.]
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[He doesn’t realise how callous that sounds when there are people missing and in danger. It makes the most sense to him. If his transport is being so incapable of focus, then he won’t be able to help anyone effectively until he’s slept. Therefore sleep is the most productive thing he can be doing now.]
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Sherlock, Molly's missing along with more than a dozen people. Moriarty's on the loose with some... some bloke with a gun.
[He cuts himself and his outrage off. No. Maybe this is good. Maybe this is okay. Sherlock can be put out of harm's way. Maybe.]
We need to call Lestrade and have him get you an escort. Someone to make sure you're protected. I'll do the hand-off for you to him, then I can- [John turns a little too quickly to look down the tunnel and pain sears hot across his shoulders once more. The doctor gasps, thinking maybe he should get this dressing his has on changed before making any more moves.
But Molly. He can't physically help her right now and that's becoming more and more clear.]
Let's, mm... lets get up to the surface. We'll send Lestrade's men down to find the missing people. And check for any real bombs. That's the safest, right?
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You’re hardly in a position to be conducting a hand-off, John, you’re approximately eighteen minutes from collapse. You ought to return with me to a hotel and rest, there’s little of use you can accomplish otherwise.
[Plus he doesn’t want to face Lestrade at the moment, the man is sure to be incredibly tedious about things like procedure and risk and public security.]
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[He is. God is he ever. He does follow dutifully after Sherlock, but then another thought occurs to him.]
The boy! [The boy whose name John keeps forgetting.] Sherlock, we can't just go to a hotel. Who's taking care of Caroline's son? We need to... Oh, god... Someone has to tell him his mum's dead. Not you. Someone else.
[Preferably someone who is not John, either.]
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[He's got his plan, stop putting roadblocks in the way of it, it's irritating.]
Usually you can't wait to pack me off to bed, must you be so contrary now that I'm acquiescing?
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Usually we aren't in the middle of a case with multiple dead bodies and a missing friend who's already been almost murdered once.
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Are you actually going to take Mycroft up on the rooms he wanted to rent for you, or are we checking into some other hotel?
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[Thanks, but no thanks, he'd rather sleep on a street corner somewhere.]
There's a Holiday Inn half a mile away, we'll go there.
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But he supposes there isn't going to be a rent due this month. Or any utilities. That's something. John is quiet, contemplating--trying not to feel too feverishly fainting--as they make their way back up to the street. There's a heavy presence of police and they duck away quickly. When they're on their way properly, he speaks up again.]
What do you think Moriarty's going to do next? He hasn't got Caroline anymore. But... I mean, there's still that investigation by the Army. Lestrade's gonna skin me alive.
[But he has to hope the man will cover for him given the circumstances. God knows it seems like Sherlock has tested him to the breaking point over the years.]
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[There aren't many people he admits that to as candidly, but John is different somehow. Perhaps it's because John doesn't look at him as less of a genius on the rare occasions he doesn't have the answer.]
He's incredibly clever, perhaps even as clever as me, and I'll need to really think on it to determine his next course of action.
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Just to let her know they're alive.]
Right.
[The walk to the hotel seems to stretch on for miles to John's feverish and weary body. The hotel clerk eyes the pair of them with more than a little concern as he checks them into a room. His gaze falls particularly on John, and he knows he must look a wreck.][John jumps in:] Whatever's cheapest.
[Cheapest turns out to be two smaller beds in a room that smells faintly of cigarettes. The doctor shucks his jacket as soon as they're in the room and moves to pull off his shirt, as well.]
Use the loo now, if you need it. I'm gonna need the shower to wash off.
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He merely follows John into the bedroom and sinks onto the nearest bed, laying fully clothed on top of the mattress without even bothering to take off his coat and shoes.]
I came here to sleep, John, nothing else. Use the shower if you wish, but be quick about it, you will require more rest than me and so it's imperative that you get into bed as soon as possible.
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When you're up, I'm gonna need you to run to the drug store, pick up some ointment and bandages. Think you can manage that, Sherlock?
[He'll probably need to remind the other man, but leaves it there for now. John will disrobe the rest of the way once he's in the bathroom and only peel the bandages off in the shower when the rushing water can at least partially muffle the pained grunts he makes as he twists to remove them. The washcloth he uses comes away bloody when he'd done, as does the towel, but John tries to ignore it. He pulls his underwear and jeans back on before going to collapse face-first onto his own bed.
How many years has it been since he slept? It certainly feels at least half a dozen. He leaves the bloodied towel covering his shoulders, just in case. Best not to let that get all over the bed. Sleep comes quickly, even with thoughts of madmen, psychotic women, and bombs swirling in his head.]
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cw: allusion to suicidal ideations/suicide
cw: allusion to suicidal ideations/suicide
Happy 3-year Anniversary on this PSL, by the by!
oh wow, that's nuts! Happy 3 years to you too.
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