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For John Watson
[Sherlock is still finding pieces of the melted laptop in the carpet.
It had actually been quite an ingenious booby trap to be devised by a fourteen year old boy with only household chemicals to work with but, as Sherlock surmised, rather overkill to keep his mother from finding his extensive porn collection. Not one of their more illustrious cases, but it had been quite entertaining to watch both the boy and mother's faces as he revealed that he did know the how and why. He lost interest after the mother started shouting and John started shouting and the whole thing turned tedious.
He rather thinks John won't actually be doing a full write-up of this one on his blog.
It's been two days since their last case and he's beginning to get more than a little antsy. Lestrade has sent him nothing, just a boring hit and run that he refused to even leave the flat for, and nobody interesting has appeared through the blog. Said blog he is currently scrolling through on John's laptop, having borrowed it again.
He did ask, it's not his fault John hadn't been in the room at the time.]
Bored, John.
[He doesn't even know if his flatmate is even in, but that's hardly a necessity for him to actually speak to John. Frustrated, he throws the laptop across the room to hit the wall, where it summarily breaks. Which is where he can be found whenever John appears, sulking amidst pieces of laptop, both from the melted one of their last case and John's poor broken one.]
It had actually been quite an ingenious booby trap to be devised by a fourteen year old boy with only household chemicals to work with but, as Sherlock surmised, rather overkill to keep his mother from finding his extensive porn collection. Not one of their more illustrious cases, but it had been quite entertaining to watch both the boy and mother's faces as he revealed that he did know the how and why. He lost interest after the mother started shouting and John started shouting and the whole thing turned tedious.
He rather thinks John won't actually be doing a full write-up of this one on his blog.
It's been two days since their last case and he's beginning to get more than a little antsy. Lestrade has sent him nothing, just a boring hit and run that he refused to even leave the flat for, and nobody interesting has appeared through the blog. Said blog he is currently scrolling through on John's laptop, having borrowed it again.
He did ask, it's not his fault John hadn't been in the room at the time.]
Bored, John.
[He doesn't even know if his flatmate is even in, but that's hardly a necessity for him to actually speak to John. Frustrated, he throws the laptop across the room to hit the wall, where it summarily breaks. Which is where he can be found whenever John appears, sulking amidst pieces of laptop, both from the melted one of their last case and John's poor broken one.]
Agh! I thought I responded to this ages ago. Sorry!!!
I swear, I will kill you, Mr. Moriarty. It's a matter of when at this point.
[He pulls the chair back a bit and turns it to sit down. There had been a corpse here, but it feels a safer seat than any other in the house. John doesn't expect Moriarty would have predicted him tipping Caroline out of the chair.]
Don't worry about it!
Should've, would've, could've.
[He carols it in a sing-song voice.]
It's all just words, Johnny.
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[He shouldn't keep giving the man entertainment material. If they're going to sit and wait, then maybe he should make it as boring as possible? Would that be the better tactic? John isn't sure. He is tired and unwell, though, so staring blankly at the floor and not moving from the chair is sounding like a relatively good idea.
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Hello? John?
[Sherlock doesn't bother to keep his voice down, it's not like Moriarty won't have known he's coming.]
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Sherlock! Be careful. Jim's got one of his men out there! Did you see the other train? Molly?
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The other train, yes. Molly, no. It's possible she left under her own power.
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You've already contacted Lestrade?
[If he's getting out of here, he needs to know what there's still to do. Hopefully, Sherlock has kept his word about contacting someone to take care of the kid and to start clearing people from the street above.]
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[Moriarty shifts on his seat, interested, but he doesn't interrupt. Sherlock's footsteps come a bit closer, enough that he can see the outline of John in the carriage.]
I believe I may have uncovered some vital information, but it might not be wise to speak about it now.
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Whisper it to me as you're getting on?
[He doesn't want Jim to hear it if it's important.]
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Give me a hand up, then.
[He reaches out, bracing himself. He knows John isn't in a fit state to be helping anyone onto train cars, but he doesn't really want help, he's planning on trying to pull John out of the car as soon as he has hold.]
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It's a moment before he will himself to get up with a groan.]
Warning would've been nice, Sherlock.
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[He looks almost insufferably smug for someone who just gambled with both of their lives.]
But it seems my hypothesis was correct, and there is no bomb. Or, at the very least, it’s rigged in a different way. More likely, an entirely different location.
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I swear to god, London's got more bombs in it than Afghanistan... Are you coming out, Jim, or are you staying in there?
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Gone. At least for now.
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That's the thing he said we needed to unlock. And that's... Well. Not sure how much there is to see for Caroline.
[At least beyond the obvious.]
He really is after you, Sherlock. Whatever this is, Jim wants you, not me.
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[He peers further into the car at the bloodied corpse of Caroline Matthews. He doesn't seem at all concerned by the news that there's a criminal mastermind set on toying with him.]
No. Irrelevant. Off-topic, irritating.
[If he's not focusing on Moriarty this easily, it seems the transport's need for sleep is getting the better of him. Stupid body.]
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We should try to find Molly and the others. Check the car they were in. Maybe they went down another tunnel.
[Or should they go after Moriarty? John doesn't particularly want to split up to do both, even though that might be sensible.]
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[He doesn’t realise how callous that sounds when there are people missing and in danger. It makes the most sense to him. If his transport is being so incapable of focus, then he won’t be able to help anyone effectively until he’s slept. Therefore sleep is the most productive thing he can be doing now.]
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Sherlock, Molly's missing along with more than a dozen people. Moriarty's on the loose with some... some bloke with a gun.
[He cuts himself and his outrage off. No. Maybe this is good. Maybe this is okay. Sherlock can be put out of harm's way. Maybe.]
We need to call Lestrade and have him get you an escort. Someone to make sure you're protected. I'll do the hand-off for you to him, then I can- [John turns a little too quickly to look down the tunnel and pain sears hot across his shoulders once more. The doctor gasps, thinking maybe he should get this dressing his has on changed before making any more moves.
But Molly. He can't physically help her right now and that's becoming more and more clear.]
Let's, mm... lets get up to the surface. We'll send Lestrade's men down to find the missing people. And check for any real bombs. That's the safest, right?
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You’re hardly in a position to be conducting a hand-off, John, you’re approximately eighteen minutes from collapse. You ought to return with me to a hotel and rest, there’s little of use you can accomplish otherwise.
[Plus he doesn’t want to face Lestrade at the moment, the man is sure to be incredibly tedious about things like procedure and risk and public security.]
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[He is. God is he ever. He does follow dutifully after Sherlock, but then another thought occurs to him.]
The boy! [The boy whose name John keeps forgetting.] Sherlock, we can't just go to a hotel. Who's taking care of Caroline's son? We need to... Oh, god... Someone has to tell him his mum's dead. Not you. Someone else.
[Preferably someone who is not John, either.]
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[He's got his plan, stop putting roadblocks in the way of it, it's irritating.]
Usually you can't wait to pack me off to bed, must you be so contrary now that I'm acquiescing?
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Usually we aren't in the middle of a case with multiple dead bodies and a missing friend who's already been almost murdered once.
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Are you actually going to take Mycroft up on the rooms he wanted to rent for you, or are we checking into some other hotel?
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cw: allusion to suicidal ideations/suicide
cw: allusion to suicidal ideations/suicide
Happy 3-year Anniversary on this PSL, by the by!
oh wow, that's nuts! Happy 3 years to you too.
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