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For John Watson
[Sherlock is still finding pieces of the melted laptop in the carpet.
It had actually been quite an ingenious booby trap to be devised by a fourteen year old boy with only household chemicals to work with but, as Sherlock surmised, rather overkill to keep his mother from finding his extensive porn collection. Not one of their more illustrious cases, but it had been quite entertaining to watch both the boy and mother's faces as he revealed that he did know the how and why. He lost interest after the mother started shouting and John started shouting and the whole thing turned tedious.
He rather thinks John won't actually be doing a full write-up of this one on his blog.
It's been two days since their last case and he's beginning to get more than a little antsy. Lestrade has sent him nothing, just a boring hit and run that he refused to even leave the flat for, and nobody interesting has appeared through the blog. Said blog he is currently scrolling through on John's laptop, having borrowed it again.
He did ask, it's not his fault John hadn't been in the room at the time.]
Bored, John.
[He doesn't even know if his flatmate is even in, but that's hardly a necessity for him to actually speak to John. Frustrated, he throws the laptop across the room to hit the wall, where it summarily breaks. Which is where he can be found whenever John appears, sulking amidst pieces of laptop, both from the melted one of their last case and John's poor broken one.]
It had actually been quite an ingenious booby trap to be devised by a fourteen year old boy with only household chemicals to work with but, as Sherlock surmised, rather overkill to keep his mother from finding his extensive porn collection. Not one of their more illustrious cases, but it had been quite entertaining to watch both the boy and mother's faces as he revealed that he did know the how and why. He lost interest after the mother started shouting and John started shouting and the whole thing turned tedious.
He rather thinks John won't actually be doing a full write-up of this one on his blog.
It's been two days since their last case and he's beginning to get more than a little antsy. Lestrade has sent him nothing, just a boring hit and run that he refused to even leave the flat for, and nobody interesting has appeared through the blog. Said blog he is currently scrolling through on John's laptop, having borrowed it again.
He did ask, it's not his fault John hadn't been in the room at the time.]
Bored, John.
[He doesn't even know if his flatmate is even in, but that's hardly a necessity for him to actually speak to John. Frustrated, he throws the laptop across the room to hit the wall, where it summarily breaks. Which is where he can be found whenever John appears, sulking amidst pieces of laptop, both from the melted one of their last case and John's poor broken one.]
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Moriarty watches John move with a small smile always at his lips. He does enjoy a good game, after all.]
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Phone a friend? Really?
[He hates this man and he knows Sherlock is going to be in more danger the moment he calls him. And what about the little boy?
The note means nothing to him. John isn't all that interested in classical music apart from what Sherlock plays on his violin, and John's never bothered to ask which songs are which.]
And this means there's a six in the combination?
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[He sniggers to himself and crosses one leg over the other. He won't stop John putting a six somewhere in the combination if he wants to.]
You win the game when the briefcase opens. Properly, Johnny boy, no breaking it or we still go boom.
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If you wanted me that way, sweetheart, you only had to say.
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[John starts going through Moriarty's cards, turns them over and tries to divine some sort of code from any numbers he sees. He doesn't put them back in order, just dumps them and the wallet in the man's lap and checks his phone to see if it's unlocked, as well. Either way, he's keeping it for now.]
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Littering on the underground, tut tut. That's a fifty quid fine.
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I could just go through all the combinations I can think of. Four digits? Probably could get through all the potential combinations.
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[He raises an eyebrow, this seems an unlikely strategy to work given that he'd need to enter 95 combinations every minute. There's nothing written in the blood, the smears seem to be at random.]
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Probably a six in there. Cuts down the potential combinations.
[That's less of an argument and more of a petulant snipe. John's decent at numbers puzzles, but that's for something like Sudoku, not... whatever the hell this is supposed to be. Maybe if he had any idea what the clues were supposed to look like beyond-
John stands up a little straighter and looks out the windows of the carriage in the direction that he'd come from.]
Are all of the clues in this carriage?
[Because there had been that alphabet book out there he'd passed by without touching.]
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His patience is starting to wear a little thin. This is why he doesn't usually play with the normal people, they lack the intelligence to keep things moving, but John is a necessity now.]
What did I tell you about cheating?
[But, seriously, isn't the phone and the preprogrammed number enough of a clue?]
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What would you do if I were to step off this carriage? I don't know you're even telling the truth. I'll be dead, but so will you.
[John takes a step toward the man, putting as much menace into it as he can when he's sickly and in pain.]
Or I could kill you, myself. Don't even get to enjoy the fireworks.
[He knows he's going to need to call Sherlock, but dammit, maybe if he can stall until Molly comes looking...]
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[He'll still weigh enough for the pressure sensors even if he's dead, though Moran is out in the darkness ready to act if it looks like Johnny boy really isn't going to be good.]
I don't think you'll let those fireworks happen. You won't just kill me and you, there's all those others down the tunnel, and on the street above.
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Don't speak. Just let me get this all out. I'm in the Tube somewhere between... [He gives the stations.] The tunnel at each end has been blocked off. the carriages for the train Molly and I were on were disconnected from the engine. People are trapped down here. One of them is severely injured.
I'm in a different carriage with Jim. He's murdered Caroline Matthews... or had someone murder her. He says we're playing a game. The carriage we're on has some sort of pressure-based bomb under it. If we get off, it goes off. Only thing I can think of apart from defusing the damn thing is doing a weight exchange. We're also on a timer, though. One hour and forty-five minutes.
I have clues from Caroline and some sort of briefcase with a four-digit code, but Sherlock, what I need you to do is figure out how to get those people out of here and get Lestrade to clear the street and buildings anywhere above the tube between those stations. Have you got that?
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It's typical of John to be more concerned with ignoring the puzzle and going for the linear solution of getting everyone else out. Self sacrificing, and utterly unacceptable.]
I'll inform Lestrade, of course, but you and I will work on the briefcase. Tell me everything about the clues you already have.
[His voice is rapid fire, and John may be able to hear his footsteps as he paces in sudden agitated enthusiasm.]
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Found this phone with your number pre-programmed into it on Caroline's body. She's in the carriage with us. She's been brutally murdered and her blood is smeared everywhere. Doesn't look like there's any particular pattern to it on the wall or on the seats.
There was a piece of paper in her hand. It says "Boudicea's Sixth." Searched Jim. He just had a wallet and his mobile. I'm keeping his mobile, but it's locked. He's sitting there looking like smug little snake I wouldn't mind chucking in a wood chipper.
[It's maybe a little aggressive, but god if that man isn't pressing every single button.]
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A wood chipper might be overkill, John, but a punch might not go amiss. Just be sure to look out of the windows at the same time if you do.
[He doubts Moriarty is unprotected, after all, and threatening him with actual violence might unveil any guards hiding around.]
Boudicea's Sixth? Does that mean anything to you, John? Who's Boudicea?
[History, at least that part of it, had not been deemed important enough to escape deletion.]
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Boudicea isn't some composer? Thought it might be his sixth symphony or something. [Now that he's thinking a little more about it, though, the name does ring a very distant bell.] I think... I thought I'd heard of it somewhere. Can't remember...
Can you just look it up on your phone?
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[At least not a classical one, and not many modern ones wrote numbered symphonies to his knowledge. Or not ones worth knowing about, anyway.
The sound changes as Sherlock shifts him to speakerphone so that he can search the internet at the same time. He reads out rapid-fire from the Wikipedia page.]
Boudicea. Boudica or Boudicca (Latinised as Boadicea or Boudicea, and known in Welsh as Buddug) was a queen of the British Celtic Iceni tribe who led an uprising against the occupying forces of the Roman Empire in AD 60 or 61, and died shortly after its failure, having supposedly poisoned herself. She is considered a British folk hero.
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[He looks toward Moriarty, expression uncertain now, hoping he might be able to pick a clue off the man as to whether he's even in the vicinity of 'warm.']
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There's a statue here in London, perhaps that will have more detail, I see nothing about six of anything significant. I doubt the six itself is important as a number for the briefcase, giving it away is too obvious.
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[Another glance at Moriarty before John moves to grab the suitcase. Maybe there are details on the thing itself?]
Um... there might've been another clue, but I don't know if it was. When I was walking along the tracks, I saw one of those kids alphabet books. I didn't touch it. Also... Molly's supposed to be coming looking for me soon if she isn't already.
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[He really hopes that's what it is!]
When Molly appears, tell her to fetch you the book and then to go back and get everyone to the far end of the other train to minimise damage if there should be an explosion.
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[A pause.]
What are you going to do with Caroline's son? Whatever's at that statue could be a trap.
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[There's a moment of utter confusion. Sherlock is so focused on what's coming next, the thrill of the chase, that he's almost forgotten all about the child.]
Oh, right. There's some food in the cupboard, I'm sure he'll be fine here.
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Agh! I thought I responded to this ages ago. Sorry!!!
Don't worry about it!
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cw: allusion to suicidal ideations/suicide
cw: allusion to suicidal ideations/suicide
Happy 3-year Anniversary on this PSL, by the by!
oh wow, that's nuts! Happy 3 years to you too.
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