Sherlock Holmes (
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For John Watson
[Sherlock is still finding pieces of the melted laptop in the carpet.
It had actually been quite an ingenious booby trap to be devised by a fourteen year old boy with only household chemicals to work with but, as Sherlock surmised, rather overkill to keep his mother from finding his extensive porn collection. Not one of their more illustrious cases, but it had been quite entertaining to watch both the boy and mother's faces as he revealed that he did know the how and why. He lost interest after the mother started shouting and John started shouting and the whole thing turned tedious.
He rather thinks John won't actually be doing a full write-up of this one on his blog.
It's been two days since their last case and he's beginning to get more than a little antsy. Lestrade has sent him nothing, just a boring hit and run that he refused to even leave the flat for, and nobody interesting has appeared through the blog. Said blog he is currently scrolling through on John's laptop, having borrowed it again.
He did ask, it's not his fault John hadn't been in the room at the time.]
Bored, John.
[He doesn't even know if his flatmate is even in, but that's hardly a necessity for him to actually speak to John. Frustrated, he throws the laptop across the room to hit the wall, where it summarily breaks. Which is where he can be found whenever John appears, sulking amidst pieces of laptop, both from the melted one of their last case and John's poor broken one.]
It had actually been quite an ingenious booby trap to be devised by a fourteen year old boy with only household chemicals to work with but, as Sherlock surmised, rather overkill to keep his mother from finding his extensive porn collection. Not one of their more illustrious cases, but it had been quite entertaining to watch both the boy and mother's faces as he revealed that he did know the how and why. He lost interest after the mother started shouting and John started shouting and the whole thing turned tedious.
He rather thinks John won't actually be doing a full write-up of this one on his blog.
It's been two days since their last case and he's beginning to get more than a little antsy. Lestrade has sent him nothing, just a boring hit and run that he refused to even leave the flat for, and nobody interesting has appeared through the blog. Said blog he is currently scrolling through on John's laptop, having borrowed it again.
He did ask, it's not his fault John hadn't been in the room at the time.]
Bored, John.
[He doesn't even know if his flatmate is even in, but that's hardly a necessity for him to actually speak to John. Frustrated, he throws the laptop across the room to hit the wall, where it summarily breaks. Which is where he can be found whenever John appears, sulking amidst pieces of laptop, both from the melted one of their last case and John's poor broken one.]
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[He is getting a little worked up at the moment. He does want to help, but crying is humiliating.
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[Come on, John, don't embarrass him here.]
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Or...]
Molly, I'm gonna pretend to start losing it, and I'll need you to squeeze my shoulder.
[The pain from the burns should be enough to bring a prickle of tears.]
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Good, that's sorted, then.
[Sherlock settles himself back on the bed.]
Molly, go down to the lobby to meet him. John, go and make sure that Mycroft doesn't ruin things by coming back with my clothes and discharge paperwork.
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TO: LESTRADE
Sherlock's okay. Awake and alert. Need a drink after this. More than one. Let's say twenty or so.
[That done, he looks up and spots Mycroft standing at the desk for the nurse's station.]
Mycroft, we need you to hold off on bringing in the discharge papers and clothes. Jim's coming here--Molly's boyfriend Jim. Sherlock wants to see us talking to him before he leaves.
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The look he gives John is nothing short of withering.]
Dr. Watson, there are many things that Sherlock wants which are not good for him. I thought we might be in accord on what those things are, it seems I was mistaken.
[Such as about whether John might be good for Sherlock. He isn't.]
You may go.
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Are you just gonna blame everything on me because you're scared it took me and Molly putting the clues together to find him after your security net failed?
[He turns to the nurse at the counter.]
I'll come and pick up the discharge papers and clothes for Mr. Holmes when he's ready to leave. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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That was not a suggestion, Dr. Watson.
[His polite tone takes on just a slight edge.]
You will leave now and remove all of your remaining possessions from Sherlock's flat before we return there, and you will not return. I do not wish to employ the vulgarities of threats, so I advise that you run along.
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Threaten all you'd like, mate. I've lost my home, everything I own, my sister, and my girlfriend in the past week. You really think there's much else you can take from me except him? There's no way in hell I'm leaving Sherlock alone with you to watch over him.
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[He raps his umbrella down on the lino flooring, a sharp rap.]
If you do not want him to be taken from you in a more permanent way, then do the honourable thing and walk away. This will be your final chance to go voluntarily.
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The words repeat in John's head as he stares down Mycroft. Punching will get him thrown out of the building. Or worse, strapped to a bed after he collapses when Mycroft shoves at his broken ribs. Caroline's promised that today is the start of the big show, but if they can pin Jim, maybe everything will be foiled. That's more important than the satisfaction of breaking Mycroft's nose.
He licks his lips and nods to himself before turning on his heel and walking back toward Sherlock's room.]
Go to hell, Mycroft.
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Sherlock is laid out on the bed when John re-enters the room, looking for all the world as if he might be unconscious or asleep. He opens his eyes after a moment, though, having heard only John's distinctive tread on the floor.]
Is everything ready, John?
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Count yourself lucky not to be related to Mycroft, John. Don't pay any attention to his blustering, I'll hardly be allowing him to take you.
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Probably want to go back to pretending to sleep. I'll keep an eye out for Molly and Jim. Anything you absolutely want me to ask him?
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[Sherlock is more than confident of his ability to piece together a far larger picture than the one actually shown, just from the answers given and the answers not given.
He watches John a moment to make sure that he has the instructions down clearly, and then closes his eyes once more to pretend to be asleep. It's another fifteen minutes, however, before Molly pokes her head around the door.]
Um, John? Is it okay if we come in?
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Yeah. Sure, Molly. Sherlock's sleeping again. [John looks up to see Molly with Jim. He offers here a tired smile and tries his best to quell the suspicion as he flicks his eyes over to Jim.] Thanks for coming by to look after her, uh... Jim? It's been a long night.
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It's really no problem.
[His eyes pass over the sleeping man in the bed, then to John, the picture of concern.]
It was a dreadful thing to happen at the funeral. Sorry for your loss, by the way.
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Yeah, that, um... Sorry. Didn't really go to plan. I've just been... [He gestures to the bed where Sherlock's lying.] Distracted, you know? I was an arse. Clara's... Christ. Sorry, that's not your problem.
[He hangs his head. It's easier to lie if he doesn't have to look at the man.]
Are you all right with all of this? Don't mean to be keeping Molly away from you. They think he's out of the danger zone now, at least. Probably safe to head home for some proper rest.
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[Jim smiles, and it's utterly sincere.]
I'm glad to be able to be here and help out, even if it's just as support. Molly's told me so much about the great Mr. Holmes, after all.
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[Another grimace, mostly at himself. Bloody hell, what is he doing, turning into Molly for this? That was an awful joke.]
We're working on a case is all. He gets caught up in things. Molly helped me rescue him, though. [The doctor looks up to shoot her a grateful smile.] Clever girl you've managed to catch hold of. Don't lose her.
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Believe me, I intend to never let her go.
[Molly's eyes dart up towards John briefly, startled, before she looks back down at Sherlock on the bed.]
You sound like you've been through a lot, sorry-- what was your name? Molly only usually talks about Sherlock.
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P is for Pathologist. Or maybe M is for Morgue... and Molly.
Something cold settles in the pit of his stomach, and John can't help the look of concern that briefly flashes across his face when he meets Molly's eyes before he schools his expression back to crafted misery.]
John. John Watson. I'm his flatmate. Was. We don't... really have a flat anymore. I do write-ups of some of our cases in my blog. [He pushes himself up, ignoring the pain in his shoulders and chest and offers a hand to Jim.] I think Molly said you do IT? How's that, then?
[No. John gives himself a mental kick. His natural inclination is to steer off difficult topics and onto neutral things. Need to pull it back somehow after this. Ah!]
Might be we could use your help if you're interested, at all. There's been some high tech stuff going on with this case. Cameras being turned off or CCTV footage altered. Don't suppose there's anything you know about cybersecurity?
[Nailed it! Well... maybe.]
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I don't know that I'd know how to look at cybersecurity, that's a bit beyond my remit. I'm the old NHS computers that still run Windows '98, the worst I have to deal with is a frozen screen.
[He definitely looks interested, though. Who wouldn't be? This is so much fun.]
But of course I want to try and help. How exciting, boring old Jim helping out on a real criminal investigation. It's like something out of a movie.
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She was a graphics designer. Better at computers than me. Liked to have all the latest gadgets. [His brows furrow.] She gave me one of her old phones when I got back to London. Wanted to keep in touch. [There's regret in his voice and that's not faked, either.] I didn't ever really... [He clears his throat and looks away to where Sherlock's pretending to sleep.]
Lost it in the mess that's gone on the past while. Probably for the best. The Alphabet Woman--she's the suspect--she was using it to track me, I think. It really is like some spy movie, right?
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