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For John Watson
[Sherlock is still finding pieces of the melted laptop in the carpet.
It had actually been quite an ingenious booby trap to be devised by a fourteen year old boy with only household chemicals to work with but, as Sherlock surmised, rather overkill to keep his mother from finding his extensive porn collection. Not one of their more illustrious cases, but it had been quite entertaining to watch both the boy and mother's faces as he revealed that he did know the how and why. He lost interest after the mother started shouting and John started shouting and the whole thing turned tedious.
He rather thinks John won't actually be doing a full write-up of this one on his blog.
It's been two days since their last case and he's beginning to get more than a little antsy. Lestrade has sent him nothing, just a boring hit and run that he refused to even leave the flat for, and nobody interesting has appeared through the blog. Said blog he is currently scrolling through on John's laptop, having borrowed it again.
He did ask, it's not his fault John hadn't been in the room at the time.]
Bored, John.
[He doesn't even know if his flatmate is even in, but that's hardly a necessity for him to actually speak to John. Frustrated, he throws the laptop across the room to hit the wall, where it summarily breaks. Which is where he can be found whenever John appears, sulking amidst pieces of laptop, both from the melted one of their last case and John's poor broken one.]
It had actually been quite an ingenious booby trap to be devised by a fourteen year old boy with only household chemicals to work with but, as Sherlock surmised, rather overkill to keep his mother from finding his extensive porn collection. Not one of their more illustrious cases, but it had been quite entertaining to watch both the boy and mother's faces as he revealed that he did know the how and why. He lost interest after the mother started shouting and John started shouting and the whole thing turned tedious.
He rather thinks John won't actually be doing a full write-up of this one on his blog.
It's been two days since their last case and he's beginning to get more than a little antsy. Lestrade has sent him nothing, just a boring hit and run that he refused to even leave the flat for, and nobody interesting has appeared through the blog. Said blog he is currently scrolling through on John's laptop, having borrowed it again.
He did ask, it's not his fault John hadn't been in the room at the time.]
Bored, John.
[He doesn't even know if his flatmate is even in, but that's hardly a necessity for him to actually speak to John. Frustrated, he throws the laptop across the room to hit the wall, where it summarily breaks. Which is where he can be found whenever John appears, sulking amidst pieces of laptop, both from the melted one of their last case and John's poor broken one.]
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Royal London Hospital. The intersection just nearby at... [He gives her the cross streets.] I'm in a T-shirt and tracksuit bottoms. Hoping I won't be that hard to spot. You don't know how much I appreciate this, Molly. Thank you.
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Just long enough for his phone to ring with Sarah's number. If he doesn't pick up, she will keep calling over and over until he either picks up or turns his phone off.]
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Sarah, this phone is being monitored by a psychopath and the British government. I know you want to yell at me, but can we get the abridged version?
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Right, of course it bloody is. Just like you're going to throw your own life down the drain for Sherlock; I know he's your best friend, I get it, but God, John. I don't want to see you end up dead for this. Please won't you come and talk to me?
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[Given that the Alphabet Woman is listening, John isn't sure how far the wants to dip into romantic overtures. That will just paint a bigger target on Sarah's back.]
This is really stressing you out, I understand. It's probably best we take a break right now, okay? Just focus on yourself. You don't need to worry about me or my problems.
[Because he doesn't want them becoming her problems as they had in the Blind Banker case.]
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[She sounds as if he's just punched her in the stomach, because that's honestly what she feels like. He's breaking up with her because she's worried about him? It's a good job that he's not in front of her, or he might have a black eye to add to the rest of his problems.]
...fine. You know what? Fine. If you ever decide you want to talk to me like a goddamn grown man, give me a call.
[She tries to breathe out calmly.]
You're due in at the clinic next Wednesday, we can discuss things then. Goodbye, John.
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Goodbye, Sarah. Be safe.
[He hangs up, feeling like a complete and utter asshole. There's another bridge burned... although she does seem to be offering the chance to rebuild it. But if he cuts people out of his life before the Alphabet Woman can get to them, that will be better. That will be safer. D is for Doctor? G is for Girlfriend? Sarah's at least moved down the priority list. Hopefully.
While he's waiting for Molly, he does send one other text.]
TO: Lestrade: Something came up. Couldn't stay. I'm sorry, detective. I promise I'll meet with you this afternoon at the station.
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FROM: Lestrade: You arsehole.
[The car that Molly pulls up in is a Smart Car, shiny and red, with a pair of fuzzy skulls hanging from the rear view mirror.]
Um, do you know you're not wearing shoes?
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Yeah, I, uh... borrowed these clothes. No shoes available.
[He rolls down his window as an afterthought and tosses his phone out. He'll deal with the repercussions of that later. He doesn't want something bugged on him, though.]
Thanks for coming out here. [John clears his throat.] Dunno if you've heard about what happened, but someone blew up our flat the day before yesterday. And kidnapped Sherlock.
[Just getting that out there. He'll leave off murdering his sister for now. Molly's more likely to be sympathetic to Sherlock's plight than his own.]
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Oh-- OH!
[She doesn't even care, turning to look at John with worry painted all over her face.]
When was he kidnapped? Do you know who it was? Have they asked for a ransom? Is this to do with his creepy big brother?
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Broken ribs.
[It's gasped. The lingering effects of morphine weren't prepared to deal with that.]
C-Christ, Molly. Drive. Please drive. And lock the doors.
[His own hand fumbles for the door lock on the passenger side. He'll wait for her to start driving again or stare at him long enough to get his breathing under control and fight down the pain of that jolt.]
He was kidnapped two days ago around 6 PM, probably. I know who it was. We're looking for her. And there's no ransom. It's not about his brother. I'm being targeted by someone and Sherlock got caught in the cross-hairs. He sent... mm. Bloody hell, that hurt. He sent me a text with some details. We're looking for someplace along the Victoria Line, carpeting older than 15 years. Might be located near a place called Blink and Ink. I think it might be the woman works... or somewhere she might have gone before. They might have info on her.
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[She winces in sympathy but does set off again, mentally berating herself. She's always like this, it's no wonder that she hasn't got many friends. No wonder that she's a little bit in love with a man who barely even notices her.
She jams the gear stick into third gear as she picks up speed, worry taking over again.]
Two days and nobody's found him yet? That's-- they could be really hurting him. What did you do to someone to get Sherlock kidnapped?
[Because she will kick him out of this car.]
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I honestly have no idea. I think the woman doing this is the wife of one of the men I served with in Afghanistan. I met her just a little bit after she kidnapped Sherlock, but I didn't recognize her. She said I ruined her life, though, so she's ruining mine. I was a Captain, so it's probably that I ordered her husband into battle or didn't save him in the middle of a firefight.
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Alright, so-- how can I help? Why me? Why not Detective Inspector Lestrade?
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The Alphabet Woman also won't be targeting you. We're not friends or lovers. It means she probably won't be coming for you. She doesn't know how important you are to Sherlock or to me right now.
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She forces a slightly strained smile.]
Right, that makes sense. We're not-- not friends.
[Of course they're not, but it still stings. That's why she's been chosen, because she's the most insignificant.]
Tell me more about the two clues.
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[Needle in a haystack much, thanks Sherlock.]
But Blink and Ink, maybe we can head there and try and look her up? Uh, secretively, and then we can find her address from there?
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[She'd remarked. Other people will, as well. And while it's a decent distraction, he's going to try to pretend to be the police. That's much less effective barefoot in a tracksuit and T-shirt.
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[She fumbles into her pocket for a moment and hands it over.]
We'll stop by a Marks and Spencer on the way, I've got-- if it's to help Sherlock then I guess maybe-- I'll buy you some clothes. Better ones. Not that you don't look fine in tracksuit bottoms.
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[It's immediate as John feels a blush of shame touch his cheeks. It's money again. It's always money. He can't panic about that right now, though.]
After all of this, I'll find a way to pay you back.
[But he does take her phone and searches for Blink and Ink to see what their address is.]
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You can pay me back by getting Sherlock back.
[She sounds almost fierce as she swings around a corner and into the car park of a shopping centre that boasts a Marks and Spencer. She fumbles her seatbelt off and grabs her bag.]
No offence, but you might be better staying here, people might notice someone walking about without shoes. What, um, what size are you in everything? Do you need-- um, I mean-- do you even need some pants?
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Yeah. I need, uh... everything.
[He's very grateful she's not the sort to ask why he's in nothing but these clothes. Does she suspect he broke out of the hospital? Who can say. John gives her some sizing information. It's all on the smaller side, as might be expected for someone his size. At the very least, Molly's not going to have to go scrounging for any larger sizes.
John mentally resolves to pay her back with more than just Sherlock's return. Maybe he'll take her out to dinner and force Sherlock to come along. He thinks Molly might like that.
John is going to be careful to lock the doors once Molly heads off, and slides lower down in his seat, trying to look inconspicuous.]
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John might see her dash out of Marks and Spencer and into first the Boots and then the T-Mobile shop soon after, before finally making it back to the car with bulging carrier bags and a sudden bright smile.]
It's kind of fun being a detective, isn't it? I got you clothes and shoes, that's this bag, and a cheap mobile with a pay-as-you-go SIM, I put ten pounds on it. And I got some burn salve and painkillers.
[She's medically trained, though she chose to work with corpses, she's not an idiot.]
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Molly, you are a better person than... than anyone deserves.
[His tone and expression are entirely earnest as he sits up and says this, feeling a little lost for the amount of gratitude he feels toward the woman in this moment.]
Um... we can stop off at some public toilets and I can change, and then head over to Blink and Ink? You... I really don't know how...
[Why has Sherlock not jumped on this woman and married her? She's amazing.]
You're amazing.
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PLEASE PRETEND I SAID SHEPHERD'S BUSH NOT BAKER STREET UP THERE gdi brain
NEVER
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plurk taught me how to use hover text, I feel so fancy
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