Having already told Bruce, brazenly, that he was capable of lying while looking someone in the eye, Tony arched an eyebrow and shrugged. "I did actually fall asleep." That was not the lie. "Obviously I'm not now. Do you mind..? Or are you here for measuring purposes?"
He wasn't fooling Bruce and he hated that he minded that. The guy could probably smell it on him.
So Tony pulled the covers a little closer to his waist and let his frown deepen. "Don't tell me that you suddenly regret saying no to me. Because I already said yes to my hand in your stead." Now that was the lie. But Tony really could only deal with one person pissed off at him at a time these days. "So five minutes. Let me shower and then we'll get dinner?"
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He wasn't fooling Bruce and he hated that he minded that. The guy could probably smell it on him.
So Tony pulled the covers a little closer to his waist and let his frown deepen. "Don't tell me that you suddenly regret saying no to me. Because I already said yes to my hand in your stead." Now that was the lie. But Tony really could only deal with one person pissed off at him at a time these days. "So five minutes. Let me shower and then we'll get dinner?"