[For a second, Bucky feels like he's achieved nirvana or something because he's literally never heard anything sexier in his whole life. If this is God making up for the shitty few years he had, then he is all for it, because damn.]
Sir, yes sir.
[He grins even wider and loops Steve's arm over his shoulder to start helping him down the stairs, trailed by a confused dog.]
Have you got condoms? Lube?
[Please say yes, he has far too noticeable an erection to go down to a store right now.]
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Sir, yes sir.
[He grins even wider and loops Steve's arm over his shoulder to start helping him down the stairs, trailed by a confused dog.]
Have you got condoms? Lube?
[Please say yes, he has far too noticeable an erection to go down to a store right now.]