Oh good, I was wondering if you'd just developed a really weird snacking habit.

[She flicks the bag of dog treats on the counter, before coming to look him up and down.]

Are you ready? We're going to beautify you today. Hair, clothes, the works. Have you thought about what you're going to serve as well as pancakes? What you're going to do while he models and you draw - because let me tell you, that can get boring. Maybe... a movie? Music? Tell me you have some game plan already. You've already bought protection, right? Do you need new bedsheets?