[See? See? This is what he was talking about, Bucky!

Redfaced, Steve shoves some more pancakes into his mouth so he doesn't have to fumble over his words. He cannot make eye contact with Bucky.

Asking Natasha to model was never this hard, but he also never wanted to sleep with Natasha.]

You don't - you don't have to remove any more clothing than you're comfortable with. You're just - uh. You're. Very nice to look at. And pleasing to draw.

[Please god open a pit under him and let him sink down into it.]