[They round a corner and their apartment building is suddenly right there. Bucky feels a knot of tension unravel, one he barely noticed before. It's good to be home, he associates this building with safety.]

You so did not.

[He's calling bullshit on that.]

Cats don't get stuck up trees in real life, no way. What, did the owner kiss you on the cheek and the picture make the front page too, Cap?

[New nickname: acquired.]