[Steve doesn't think Bucky is taken - only because Steve can't imagine having someone like Bucky as a significant other and not wanting to be glued at the hip and making sure he was okay. Probably Bucky wants to be alone.

For fuck's sake, Rogers, statistically, Bucky is probably straight. And even if he was gayer than a two dollar bill he'd still be miles out of Steve's league.

He's relieved when Bucky doesn't sound mad, at least. Still certain he's been found out but Bucky is doing the kind thing and pretending to not notice, Steve is grateful, even.]

I did mot use any artistic license here, okay. Maybe you don't have any mirrors in your apartment, but I promise that is what you look like.