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Sherlock Holmes ([personal profile] howdull) wrote in [community profile] fossilised2017-01-24 03:58 pm

For John Watson

It was the worst blizzard that London had endured for three hundred years. That's what the news reports said before they all cut off, the power lines giving under the weight of the snow. It had started as just inclement weather (everyone take care out on the roads!), and then escalated into proper warnings (the emergency services recommend you stay indoors), and had finally ended in full lockdown (up to 65% of Londoners are trapped in their homes today).

John had been planning to catch a train to visit Harry, she claimed to be off the drink again and it was his duty as brother to go and support her. It had just made sense to stay an extra hour or two until the snow let up. Big mistake, as it turned out. Now he was fully snowed in with an extremely bored and agitated Sherlock Holmes.

No radio. No internet. No TV. No electricity of any kind.

Sherlock hadn't said anything for fifty-seven minutes, probably a relief to the poor beleaguered John, but that was because he was busy. He had to do something to occupy his mind, it was either that or dig into his stash of drugs hidden in John's bedroom, and he had chosen the fridge. Slightly manic movements have helped him get literally everything out from the fridge and freezer, distributing it all over the living room floor. There's everything from a glass jar of thumbs in formaldehyde, to three half eaten tubs of Ben and Jerry's Cookie Dough ice cream.

His treasure trove assembled, Sherlock crouched on the floor and began to move things around, organising them and then reorganising them in an ever more frustrated manner. It took only a further fourteen minutes before he stood up and shouted, explosively.

"DAMN IT!"

Before he threw a ceramic pot of left-over stew at the wall, where it shattered with a loud crash and drenched John's chair (and John, if he happened to be in it) in congealed lumps of meat in gravy.
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[personal profile] substituteskull 2017-01-27 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)

“Mmm. You’re right,” Jim mused. “It will be. But we’ll see how you manage. More tea? Oh wait.” His smile dropped completely. “You broke the cup. 18thcentury, you know. Gift from the Queen. Or so I was told when I took it.” His eyes scanned the mess on the carpet before he toed the jagged edges.

Oh, oh Sherlock. It might have been smarter to break the cup and gouge his eyes out instead, eyes that flickered back to the trussed up man in the plush red chair.

Now. What were you doing out in the snow? My hunch,” and he shrugged his shoulders very high before he shoved his hands into his pockets, “is that you were looking for a body. We should do that together! In about 15 minutes.”

He was bluffing. John would take at least twenty to get here, even in Mycroft’s car.

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[personal profile] substituteskull 2017-01-27 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)

“Oh, that’s so romantic!” Jim sighed, physically dragging Sherlock in his chair towards the window so he could have a good look outside. There was absolutely no traffic at all, just a lot of dark, stormy, snowy streets and blocks of warehouses to look at with a ghostly view of the city in the background. Sherlock would be able to see the car approach, however. When it did finally come. “But you know I’d stop you from dying, right? It’s very easy to retrieve a tongue and veeeeeery easy to stop the bleeding. But it’s still so sweet. You must tell John about it when he comes.”

Jim leaned on the back of the chair for a few minutes before he finally went to fetch a dustpan and clean up the mess. He could have had any number of his associates do it, but Moran was busy and he didn’t want Sherlock seeing anyone else’s face.

They were just little red dots to him and would remain that way if Jim had any say in the matter and!

He did! He had all the say in all the matters!

“But now you’re making me jealous. Will you swallow your tongue for me too? Like. If I asked just really nicely?"

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As the car finally pulled up, shorter than the estimated twenty minutes and shorter even than the fifteen Jim had quoted, Moriarty went to the window beside Sherlock and pressed his hand against the frigid glass. The car did not stay for long and John Watson appeared to have something in his hand. He looked left and right (darling! Was he expecting traffic to whizz along and bowl him over?) before he entered the building. There were some lights on in the windows downstairs (battery operated since Jim had shut down the grid in the whole city that wasn’t hooked up to generators without anyone noticing due to the weather) and certainly lights on up here with them, but John never looked up.

It made him squeal. And so did being called Jimmy.

“Oh, nicknames now! So. Cute. You’ll be Sherly from now on,” he pronounced and headed over to the fireplace to open the cabinet above it and reveal the television. There was an infrared image of John Watson’s lingering downstairs. Most of the doors were locked. He’d have to take the stairs. It was hard to see exactly what he was doing but he seemed to be fishing around in his pocket—

Sherlock’s phone, the one still in his pocket, buzzed.

“Go on, answer! You’ve got enough play with your jewelry haven’t you?”

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[personal profile] substituteskull 2017-01-27 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)

John was not in the mood. Not at all. On screen, he moved about in agitation. "Do you want a case or not?" Being out in the snow was only marginally better than being stuck in a stinky flat with a crazed flat mate. But only just. "It's actually a good one and doesn't require to be out in the snow--"

But there was something off about Sherlock. Something a bit more manic than usual. That was disappointing. Or worrying. Or both really. John glanced back outside.

"Where are you?" Heroin slips dulled Sherlock's body to let his mind pull a better focus. But this... Had he traded a downer for an upper? And how did he get it? "'I would rather not climb up all six flights."

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[personal profile] substituteskull 2017-01-27 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)

Watching silently beside Sherlock, face not visible, it was hard to miss just how Jim vibrated next to his captive. Such a fun game! If John didn't join them, that was fine. He faced a long walk to the tube and then a few cross overs between lines before a long walk home. That would be misery enough.

On the video, John obviously had his hand against his forehead before it dropped back down to his waist. "Just-- Stay out of my things-- I swear to-- I'll see you at home."

He was angry when he hung up the Phone and Jim sounded delighted as he rocked forward in a laugh and John moved back out into the snow. He rushed to the window to watch the black dot of Sherlock's pet try to decide which way to walk for the closest way home and watched even more excitedly as the lapdog finally looked up!

Jim even waved. And that sent John charging back into the building. "Jim and John. Sherlock and Sebastian. Two soldiers. Two crack shots. Two mental cases. Two geniuses. We fit so wonderfully," Moriarty mused and rubbed his hands.

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[personal profile] substituteskull 2017-01-27 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)

"Oh but you're the one who made him sound so stupid, you know," Jim pointed out. "And you've been sitting here in this window the entire time. He could have looked up before, but didn't. Even I wouldn't have calculated a high probability of him glancing up here now! Oh but he is such a good boy. You do vex him so, don't you?"

Jim sat himself down by the fire and assumed Sherlock's usual deductive positioning. Fingers pressed together in a steeple under his chin, but eyes focused steadily on the door before they closed.

He looked almost heavenly.

John's image disappeared from the camera as he charged up the stairs but even the lush furnishings of the room couldn't keep the sound out of him charging up the hollow stairs on the otherwise hollow building.

There was a shot to follow. Loud.

Jim reached a hand towards Sherlock. "Don't go chewing your tongue, love. It's just a tranquilizer. Death can be so boring so early in the game!"

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[personal profile] substituteskull 2017-01-27 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)

"Why?" Jim was silent for a few minutes. He wasn't thinking of an answer, he was listening for Moran to drag John up the last half flight of stairs. "Mmmm, because you and he are a pair. You were never Sherlock Holmes, great detective, until you met him. And he was a dead man before he met you. I... Oh. I just love parasitic relationships."

He sounded as if they thought brought him nothing but pleasure and he hummed before standing up to go to the door Sebastian had locked from the outside. He was excited for this, excited to see what would happen.

He never really just winged something before. Every string was usually carefully laid out to be plucked in a certain order but the snow left him bored. Not having too much on left him bored. And he really had missed Sherlock. So much. So much it burned.

"Oh!" He clapped his hands and spun back towards Sherlock, "he's a bit like a carrot. A prize. Or are you the prize? Hm. Something I haven't considered. It's been a slow week."

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[personal profile] substituteskull 2017-01-27 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)

"I have gone off Twister. You've proven yourself prone to violence tonight. It didn't have to be that way," Jim sighed. "I don't need danger and violence to stay interested. We could have played lovely games or What's In The Tea, some strip poker and maybe some Settlers of Catan because I must find someone that can break Sebbie always getting the longest road. Always." He snorted as the door unlocked. "But you're being very selfish tonight. And very worried about your pet."

Moriarty had a terrible smile when he wanted it to be terrible, charming when he wanted it to be charming. And right now, it was more the former. There was nothing pleasant on his face at all.

He stood back as Moran opened the door and dragged an unconscious Doctor into the room, letting him sprawled out on the floor like a wild animal he had hunted and shot.

"Still alive?"

"Yes, Boss," Moran promised. "Too a wee tumble down the stairs but good shape otherwise."

"Do you have our game?" Jim asked and his minion produced playing cards and handed them over. "Oh good. Now off you go for Big Brother when he comes. Sherlock is in a cheating mood. Aren't you my dear?"

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[personal profile] substituteskull 2017-01-28 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)

Sherlock's childish need to not only be right (or mostly right) and to get the last word in would make him lose in the end. Of course Jim knows that Mycroft won't come himself. Of course he was hoping for this whole thing to play out because he had allowed Sherlock to keep his phone.

Jim was only messy when it suited him.

"Rightly so. We should begin." He glanced at his watch before he opened up the deck of cards and began to shuffle them. "It's very easy, this game. All you need to do is tell me everything I put in your tea. You've guessed the cocaine, good! And no need to mutter about with milk and sugar. Or tea leaves. Boooooring!"

They had exactly four minutes before Sherlock would succumb to the sedative, hidden so clever under the tiny bit of upper. In So fun, this game! He'd be feeling it soon though. His vision ought to be fuzzing out any moment.

"If you guess them all right, I'll let you and your lapdog go."

"Boss, timer's started," Moran chimed over the loudspeaker, making him laugh and laugh.

"Oh and you'll have to finish guessing and diffuse a bomb in the next three minutes and forty some seconds or, kaboom!"

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"Ricin! Sherlock, no. When I kill you, it will be face to face-- or at least it will be somewhere nearby. Ricin!" Jim laughed as he crossed the room and set the keys to the handcuffs on Sherlock's head, as if he too were a dog to do parlor tricks. "But otherwise, well done,". He crouched then, hand actually touching Sherlock's knee. He closed his eyes to shiver at the feeling as if it was literally the very best thing he had ever experienced in his whole life. He caught his lower lip between his teeth and exhaled. "Don't explode, Sheryl," Jim said before he stood, stepped over John, and left the room.

There would be no time for Sherlock to just leave the warehouse and clear the radius of the blast by the time he uncuffed himself and dragged John with him. Right now, he didn't even know how long he had for the bomb to be diffused, just that he himself would fall unconscious in under three minutes.

Jim did know how to throw a good game night!

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The only thing that John remembered before he woke up in bed was that he had been running up the stairs of a warehouse along the south bank. This was just odd to blink awake with a familiar ceiling overhead, surrounded by familiar objects.

He didn't question where his coat and boots had gone. Or why his lucky jumper was over the arm of the chair by the window. Not really so lucky at the moment, considering he'd gotten no where with Anthea, again, and had a run in with Mycroft. Not pleasant memories at all.

He sat up and pressed the palm of his hand to his forehead, pain spidering across his temples. Jesus. "Sherlock?!"

He knew better than to wait for the detective to come to him so he slid out of bed and frowned down at himself.

What the hell?

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John's brow furrowed and he opened his mouth to say something, but gave up. Sherlock was moody, probably because he'd been thwarted by his brother. John had no idea what had happened, just that he was in his underpants and a t-shirt after waking up in bed, of all places. He glanced out through the window at the snow. The storm had lulled and plows had been through the streets, making way for some taxis mostly, but it was already threatening to storm again and given the shadows across the street, it was mid afternoon. He confirmed that with a glance to the clock as he trudged into the kitchen to pour himself some coffee, having missed Mycroft's departure and Mrs. Hudson's cleaning of the living room.

Coffee in hand, rare for him as he preferred tea, John made a show of sitting down, still in his dressing gown, and then looked up at Sherlock.

"Are you going to explain what happened last night? I could have sworn that I saw you sitting in a window of a warehouse with someone standing next to you-- But here I am and not in hospital."

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