[ Welp. It isn't like Tim doesn't have experience with picking people up and carrying them around. It's just that it's usually Masky getting up to all that stuff, so Tim doesn't remember it and only sees it in tapes and also he doesn't really think slinging Al over his shoulder like an empty sack is really the best way to go here and YEAH.
Whatever. He'll just treat this like he did when the tall thing incapacitated Jay to the point where he couldn't walk. Meaning that he will fuss in a calm and businesslike manner, because he's actually surprisingly capable when he's not losing his fucking mind. ]
I'm gonna lift you up. If I hurt you, say so. I don't - don't wanna snap anything.
[ Teeth chattering slightly, he hooks his arm under Al's and pulls him - carefully - into a standing position. He doesn't let go, so he's still bearing Al's puny-ass weight, but Tim figures this is way less emasculating than just whisking him off his feet would be.
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[ Welp. It isn't like Tim doesn't have experience with picking people up and carrying them around. It's just that it's usually Masky getting up to all that stuff, so Tim doesn't remember it and only sees it in tapes and also he doesn't really think slinging Al over his shoulder like an empty sack is really the best way to go here and YEAH.
Whatever. He'll just treat this like he did when the tall thing incapacitated Jay to the point where he couldn't walk. Meaning that he will fuss in a calm and businesslike manner, because he's actually surprisingly capable when he's not losing his fucking mind. ]
I'm gonna lift you up. If I hurt you, say so. I don't - don't wanna snap anything.
[ Teeth chattering slightly, he hooks his arm under Al's and pulls him - carefully - into a standing position. He doesn't let go, so he's still bearing Al's puny-ass weight, but Tim figures this is way less emasculating than just whisking him off his feet would be.
WHAT A GUY. ]