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Sherlock Holmes ([personal profile] howdull) wrote in [community profile] fossilised2016-11-06 04:25 pm

For John Watson

[Sherlock is still finding pieces of the melted laptop in the carpet.

It had actually been quite an ingenious booby trap to be devised by a fourteen year old boy with only household chemicals to work with but, as Sherlock surmised, rather overkill to keep his mother from finding his extensive porn collection. Not one of their more illustrious cases, but it had been quite entertaining to watch both the boy and mother's faces as he revealed that he did know the how and why. He lost interest after the mother started shouting and John started shouting and the whole thing turned tedious.

He rather thinks John won't actually be doing a full write-up of this one on his blog.

It's been two days since their last case and he's beginning to get more than a little antsy. Lestrade has sent him nothing, just a boring hit and run that he refused to even leave the flat for, and nobody interesting has appeared through the blog. Said blog he is currently scrolling through on John's laptop, having borrowed it again.

He did ask, it's not his fault John hadn't been in the room at the time.]


Bored, John.

[He doesn't even know if his flatmate is even in, but that's hardly a necessity for him to actually speak to John. Frustrated, he throws the laptop across the room to hit the wall, where it summarily breaks. Which is where he can be found whenever John appears, sulking amidst pieces of laptop, both from the melted one of their last case and John's poor broken one.]
jumpthegun: (srs | phone call)

[personal profile] jumpthegun 2019-02-27 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
[It's difficult to fault that logic. John doesn't particularly like it, but he can't fault it. And he needs to change his bandages. And get some more medication, probably.]

Are you actually going to take Mycroft up on the rooms he wanted to rent for you, or are we checking into some other hotel?
jumpthegun: (srs | level with me)

[personal profile] jumpthegun 2019-03-07 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Privately, John wonders how far Sherlock's lines of credit and bank account actually run.

But he supposes there isn't going to be a rent due this month. Or any utilities. That's something. John is quiet, contemplating--trying not to feel too feverishly fainting--as they make their way back up to the street. There's a heavy presence of police and they duck away quickly. When they're on their way properly, he speaks up again.]


What do you think Moriarty's going to do next? He hasn't got Caroline anymore. But... I mean, there's still that investigation by the Army. Lestrade's gonna skin me alive.

[But he has to hope the man will cover for him given the circumstances. God knows it seems like Sherlock has tested him to the breaking point over the years.]
jumpthegun: (srs | contemplative)

[personal profile] jumpthegun 2019-03-23 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's also Molly still in the wind. John hopes that if she finds a place with some decent reception, she'll call him. Or Lestrade. Or Sherlock. Probably Lestrade would be the best out of those options. John knows he should call the man at some point. Maybe Mrs. Hudson, too, just to let her know they're all-

Just to let her know they're alive.]


Right.

[The walk to the hotel seems to stretch on for miles to John's feverish and weary body. The hotel clerk eyes the pair of them with more than a little concern as he checks them into a room. His gaze falls particularly on John, and he knows he must look a wreck.][John jumps in:] Whatever's cheapest.

[Cheapest turns out to be two smaller beds in a room that smells faintly of cigarettes. The doctor shucks his jacket as soon as they're in the room and moves to pull off his shirt, as well.]

Use the loo now, if you need it. I'm gonna need the shower to wash off.
jumpthegun: (srs | uncertainty)

[personal profile] jumpthegun 2019-03-31 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
If I didn't know you better, I might take that as concern. [He huffs, then winces as he slowly peels off his shirt and drops it on the bed, and kicks off his shoes. The bandages on his back last applied by the nurse at the hospital are looking the worse for wear with as much as John has been running around and exerting himself.]

When you're up, I'm gonna need you to run to the drug store, pick up some ointment and bandages. Think you can manage that, Sherlock?

[He'll probably need to remind the other man, but leaves it there for now. John will disrobe the rest of the way once he's in the bathroom and only peel the bandages off in the shower when the rushing water can at least partially muffle the pained grunts he makes as he twists to remove them. The washcloth he uses comes away bloody when he'd done, as does the towel, but John tries to ignore it. He pulls his underwear and jeans back on before going to collapse face-first onto his own bed.

How many years has it been since he slept? It certainly feels at least half a dozen. He leaves the bloodied towel covering his shoulders, just in case. Best not to let that get all over the bed. Sleep comes quickly, even with thoughts of madmen, psychotic women, and bombs swirling in his head.]
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[personal profile] jumpthegun 2019-04-02 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
[John awakens with a low groan. He would prefer not to move right now. Or ever, really. He keeps lying where he is, debating the merits of trying to remain mostly horizontal for the next several days. His arms and back are straining particularly from the effort to lift that passenger from the tracks without touching the damn tracks. Is the man still alive?

Christ he shouldn't have just left.

It is what it is, though, and a good eight or nine hours of solid sleep have made it abundantly clear that he needed this.

The soft scratching of the biro draws his attention after a long few minutes, and he tries to look around without-]


Sherlock!

[He shoves himself up and immediately regrets it.]

Mm... Sherlock. What the... what the hell are you doing? Are you five? That's not even our wall.

[Not that Sherlock should be drawing on their walls, but at least Mrs. Hudson is more understanding.]
jumpthegun: (srs | level with me)

[personal profile] jumpthegun 2019-04-04 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[John sighs heavily. The damage is already done on the wall, and John doesn't have the will to argue with the other man about it. He shifts himself gingerly. He's still not feeling great, but it's an improvement over how he was before.]

He killed Caroline, so she's out. The only other person I know who's got my number already is the bloke investigating me for war crimes. Did you have someone else in mind? When you're done with that, I'm gonna need your help for my back, by the way.
jumpthegun: (confused | from a book)

[personal profile] jumpthegun 2019-04-07 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
And you think Mycroft is going to help us? [Well, more help John. He expects Mycroft would love to help Sherlock, by himself.] Did you have something you could hold over his head to get him on board?

[Because John isn't seeing many other ways to get his assistance.]
jumpthegun: (annoyed | say it again)

[personal profile] jumpthegun 2019-04-12 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
[John just assumes it's a joke. Although, based on that exchange between the brothers after the incident with Hart...]

If you need me to rough him up for you as an option... I'm really gonna need you to take care of my back, mate. Might be a minor infection. [Very minor. He doesn't need to check himself into hospital again. He'll be fine. Probably.]

Have you heard anything from Lestrade about what they found in the Underground?
jumpthegun: (srs | phone call)

[personal profile] jumpthegun 2019-04-28 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[John follows along and will sit himself down on the toilet and direct Sherlock on getting him patched up as best they can. It's likely obvious for the other man from the way the wounds are shaded to pink and red that it's certainly infected.]

He doesn't seem like the sort to sulk, Sherlock. I'll give him a call.

[He puts it on speaker phone before dialing. This is probably going to involve some being ranted at, but if it's in service of finding out what's happened to Molly, so be it.]

Maybe let me do the talking, Sherlock? You can talk to Mycroft.

[Because John's had just about enough of the insufferable arse to last a lifetime. Nothing like the elder brother to make him appreciate Sherlock all the more.]
jumpthegun: (srs | level with me)

[personal profile] jumpthegun 2019-05-03 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
For once, it's not that. More lying low and checking up on the other messes. Have you found Molly or any of the passengers from the train, yet? There was a man who was very injured when I stepped out onto the rails.

[Wait. How much had Sherlock told Lestrade?]

Uh... and I guess... any chance you've been looking for a bomb around the city? He pretended like there was one down in the tunnels, but nothing was actually there. At least not where he said it was.
jumpthegun: (annoyed | not amused)

[personal profile] jumpthegun 2019-05-05 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
[John glances over his shoulder and up at Sherlock disapprovingly.]

I dunno much about it. He claimed it was rigged to an abandoned carriage I was trapped in with him. Pressure trigger. There was a briefcase in the carriage that had a code we supposedly needed to disarm it. He gave us, uh... some kind of clue. Sherlock looked into it, but it didn't make much sense.

I assume you found Caroline's body down there? She was dead in the carriage, sitting with Jim when I got there.
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[personal profile] jumpthegun 2019-05-07 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a tension John hadn't realized he was holding that loosens with the knowledge that Molly is safe. That other body, though...]

I think there was a man outside the carriage when Jim had me in there. I was testing him about getting off because I didn't believe him about the bomb, not really, and I saw... some one out in the dark. Or, well, he sort of alluded to them being there. I dunno how he'd have been killed, though. Unless Molly and the passengers did something? Or maybe it was from earlier if Caroline gave them any trouble?

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