I'm going to need you to come in and give a proper statement, so why don't you stop whatever stupid harebrained thing you're doing and come into the station instead? I don't want to have to do this, but if my officers see you at the scene, I'll have them bring you in.

[Sherlock makes a face from what little he can hear of the conversation, but doesn't slow his progression through the hospital and back outside. He flags down a taxi almost at once, a skill he's perfected over years, and directs the driver to the correct crematorium.]