[He can tell this man is a soldier, facing these decisions unflinchingly. It's so delightful, he wants to savour this moment. It doesn't even matter if the police come for him, which he's sure they will after that particular 999 call, because he has contingencies set in place.
He very deliberately presses down, though it's off camera, and then makes an apologetic face, sucking in his lips as though guilty.]
Oopsie, did you mean your left or my left? That's definitely my bad.
[Is he telling the truth, or lying?]
You'll forgive me, though, right? Because we have such a special little friendship already, don't you think that? You're going to help me to woo my Sherlock. Not romantically, I don't think he's interested. More's the pity, I bet he's wild in the sack when he lets go, don't you think? Or maybe you already know, that's what all the rumours say. Tell me the truth, Johnny, does he pull your hair? Do you like it?
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He very deliberately presses down, though it's off camera, and then makes an apologetic face, sucking in his lips as though guilty.]
Oopsie, did you mean your left or my left? That's definitely my bad.
[Is he telling the truth, or lying?]
You'll forgive me, though, right? Because we have such a special little friendship already, don't you think that? You're going to help me to woo my Sherlock. Not romantically, I don't think he's interested. More's the pity, I bet he's wild in the sack when he lets go, don't you think? Or maybe you already know, that's what all the rumours say. Tell me the truth, Johnny, does he pull your hair? Do you like it?