You're welcome to hire your own representation, but I'm the lawyer sent from the Legal Aid team for free representation. If you have a legitimate concern with my counsel, one not based in discriminatory reasons, then I can have someone else sent.

[Jim looks perfectly professional as he sits on the opposite side of the table and watches John to see what his response will be.]

Unfortunately, paranoid delusions of a doppelganger can't be held up as legitimate reasons.