howdull: (deduce] frustration)
Sherlock Holmes ([personal profile] howdull) wrote in [community profile] fossilised 2017-03-08 04:33 pm (UTC)

You're too short to be James Bond, he has to be taller than the female co-star in order to seem dominant and masculine. Most of the Bond girls are models, meaning their height is in the upper regions for a woman, far too tall for you to play opposite.

[He doesn't even intend for that to be hurtful, it's just an observation as he swings the car into Baker Street.]

I meant what more can you deduce about her, John. Your exploits with Molly are largely irrelevant to solving this case.

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