Bucky has no idea that Steve's new grandmother (and god, is that ever a weird thing to say), is engaged in some weird and maybe slightly bestial sex with the warrior prince, and his life is probably happier for not knowing it.

His whole world is taken up by the blond walking next to him, who is apparently just as head over heels for him as he's always been for Steve. Bad timing, with one of them apparently a werewolf and the other one with a broken brain, but somehow he can't bring himself to care.

He stops in the doorway to the main feasting hall, hand edging towards his belt where he doesn't even have a gun any more, as the wave of noise washes over him.

"Jesus, Steve, what the hell have you dragged us into now?"