Bucky had never understood why people thought of him as the cooler one, when it should have been evident to pretty much everybody that Steve was the coolest guy on the planet. Not that everyone else's ignorance bothered him that much, because it meant that he had never needed to fight for Steve's attention growing up. Though he had been in more than one fist fight with some jerk who had genuinely wanted to know why Bucky was "wasting his time with a loser like Rogers".

"It ain't funny, Steve," Bucky frowned at him, though his concern was thawing now that it was obvious that Steve really was okay. "You took another year off my life, you're gonna be the reason I'm grey by the time I'm thirty."

A spitting from the stove tells him that the bacon is done, bacon he had forgotten that he was even cooking when Steve woke up.

"Aww crap. Well-- Penny won't mind it burned."