Tony rolled his eyes and pulled himself out from the seat he’d commandeered. It took three tries, but he wasn’t going to stick around to let Steve use some of the same childish tactics he himself might have been known to use. Not tonight.

“What part of you? Your dick?”

Probably uncalled for, but Tony had no intention of staying. The way Steve was taking his confession couldn’t have been more different than he had expected it to be but the result was pretty much the same. Tony knew going in that he was going to get pissed off.

That was how their relationship worked.

“Don’t answer that. I’m going back to the garage.” Maybe he wouldn’t remember all of this when he woke up later.